Hissing and Spitting!
Yikes! But I have changed my mind
This dancing’s not for me
How can I find my muse
I just tramped on her in my clumpy shoes!
She’s not speaking to me now
A glare is all I get
And words that stutter, splutter and die
As she gives me the evil eye!
My big cloddy feet are now under attack
Also my legs and random other bits
Did I mention how vicious is my muse?
A black cat with black heart and a short fuse!